The Cynic's Rules of Conduct By: Chester Field
In "The Cynic's Rules of Conduct" by Chester Field, readers are taken on a journey through the sharp, witty, and often satirical mind of the author. As the title suggests, this book is not for the faint of heart or those who easily take offense; it is a thought-provoking exploration of the human condition and society's flaws. Field's writing style is captivating, utilizing a combination of biting sarcasm and clever observations that will make readers both laugh and cringe. Each chapter presents a rule or guideline for navigating life, accompanied by a witty commentary that challenges conventional wisdom and societal norms. What sets this book apart is Field's ability to confront uncomfortable truths in a seemingly effortless manner. Whether discussing topics like love, success, or politics, he never shies away from exposing hypocrisy and revealing the absurdities of our existence. However, it is worth noting that his cynicism may not resonate with everyone, as some readers might find his perspective overly pessimistic or abrasive. Despite its cynicism, "The Cynic's Rules of Conduct" offers moments of profound insight and reflection. Field's astute observations encourage readers to question their own beliefs and challenge the status quo. He effortlessly weaves together humor and intellectual depth, presenting a unique worldview that forces readers to reconsider their perceptions of reality. While some may find its caustic tone exhausting, those who appreciate razor-sharp wit and a healthy dose of skepticism will find this book a delightful read. It is not a book to be devoured in one sitting but rather savored and contemplated over time. Field's writing has the power to inspire self-reflection and critical thinking, making "The Cynic's Rules of Conduct" a thought-provoking and genuinely entertaining read for those willing to embrace its unconventional perspective. First Page: THE CYNIC'S RULES OF CONDUCT The Cynic's Rules of Conduct BY CHESTER FIELD, JR. PHILADELPHIA HENRY ALTEMUS COMPANY Copyright, 1905, by Henry Altemus Entered at Stationers' Hall THE CYNIC'S RULES OF CONDUCT Go to the Aunt, thou sluggard, and offer her ten off on your legacy for spot cash. The difference between a bad break and a faux pas indicates the kind of society you are in. When alone in Paris behave as if all the world were your mother in law. [Illustration] Remember, too, that perhaps you are not the sort of husband that Father used to make. You may refer to her cheeks as roses, but the man who sends her American beauties will leave you at the post. A woman should dress to make men covetous and women envious. [Illustration] Even Cupid crosses his fingers at what he hears by moonlight... Continue reading book >>

The Cynic's Rules of Conduct By: Chester Field

In "The Cynic's Rules of Conduct" by Chester Field, readers are taken on a journey through the sharp, witty, and often satirical mind of the author. As the title suggests, this book is not for the faint of heart or those who easily take offense; it is a thought-provoking exploration of the human condition and society's flaws.

Field's writing style is captivating, utilizing a combination of biting sarcasm and clever observations that will make readers both laugh and cringe. Each chapter presents a rule or guideline for navigating life, accompanied by a witty commentary that challenges conventional wisdom and societal norms.

What sets this book apart is Field's ability to confront uncomfortable truths in a seemingly effortless manner. Whether discussing topics like love, success, or politics, he never shies away from exposing hypocrisy and revealing the absurdities of our existence. However, it is worth noting that his cynicism may not resonate with everyone, as some readers might find his perspective overly pessimistic or abrasive.

Despite its cynicism, "The Cynic's Rules of Conduct" offers moments of profound insight and reflection. Field's astute observations encourage readers to question their own beliefs and challenge the status quo. He effortlessly weaves together humor and intellectual depth, presenting a unique worldview that forces readers to reconsider their perceptions of reality.

While some may find its caustic tone exhausting, those who appreciate razor-sharp wit and a healthy dose of skepticism will find this book a delightful read. It is not a book to be devoured in one sitting but rather savored and contemplated over time. Field's writing has the power to inspire self-reflection and critical thinking, making "The Cynic's Rules of Conduct" a thought-provoking and genuinely entertaining read for those willing to embrace its unconventional perspective.

First Page:

THE CYNIC'S RULES OF CONDUCT

The Cynic's Rules of Conduct

BY CHESTER FIELD, JR.

PHILADELPHIA HENRY ALTEMUS COMPANY

Entered at Stationers' Hall

THE CYNIC'S RULES OF CONDUCT

Go to the Aunt, thou sluggard, and offer her ten off on your legacy for spot cash.

The difference between a bad break and a faux pas indicates the kind of society you are in.

When alone in Paris behave as if all the world were your mother in law.

[Illustration]

Remember, too, that perhaps you are not the sort of husband that Father used to make.

You may refer to her cheeks as roses, but the man who sends her American beauties will leave you at the post.

A woman should dress to make men covetous and women envious.

[Illustration]

Even Cupid crosses his fingers at what he hears by moonlight... Continue reading book >>

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