Nothing to Say A Slight Slap at Mobocratic Snobbery, Which Has 'Nothing to Do' with 'Nothing to Wear'   By: Q. K. Philander Doesticks (1831-1875)

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Being a compilation of the original letters from the immortal Q. K. PHILANDER DOESTICKS, P. B. (Perfect Brick.)

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NOTHING TO SAY;

Being a satire on Snobbery, which has

"NOTHING TO DO" WITH "NOTHING TO WEAR."

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NOTHING TO SAY:

A Slight Slap at Mobocratic Snobbery,

WHICH HAS

"NOTHING TO DO" with "NOTHING TO WEAR."

BY

Q. K. PHILANDER DOESTICKS, P.B.

"My verdict for the white rose side." 1 HENRY VII. ii. 4.

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M.DCCC.LVII.

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NOTHING TO SAY.

I, Q. K. P. DOESTICKS, of No Hall, Nowhere; No Castle, no Villa, no Place, Court, or Terrace; Who didn't write "Junius," or "Nothing to Wear," Who never have visited London or Paris; Who am not a phantom, a myth, or a mystery, But a "homo," as solid as any of history; As real as Antony, Cæsar, or Brutus, A wide awake Yankee, so "tarnation 'cute" as To always write Nothings, while Nothings will pay, Am the author of this Nothing Nothing to Say.