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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, June 16, 1920 By: Various |
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or the London Charivari Volume 158, Jan Jul 1920 June 16, 1920
CHARIVARIA.
"The Bolshevists," says a gossip writer, "do not always rob Peter to
pay Paul." No, they sometimes just rob Peter. A Yarmouth report anticipates a shortage of herrings. It is said that
the PRIME MINISTER has a couple of second hand red ones for disposal
which have only been drawn across the path once or twice. "One of the Kaiser's mugs," says a news item, "has just been sold in
New York for forty pounds." We have suspected for some time that he
was a double faced fellow. "There should be no temptations to crime in so beautiful a spot," said
Mr. Justice COLERIDGE when presented with white gloves at the Anglesey
assizes. The sentiment is thought to be as old as ADAM. "If it is necessary to strengthen the hands of the military in
Ireland," said Mr. LLOYD GEORGE, "the Government will certainly do
so." Our own view is that they should be protected even if it means
sending the Reserve of Special Constables to do it. According to the Ministry of Transport, there is only one motor car to
every one hundred and twenty people in Great Britain. The necessity of
fixing a maximum bag of pedestrians per car does not therefore arise. A purple eyed fish, eleven feet long, with a horn on its nose and no
teeth, has been caught at San Diego, California. That is the sort of
thing that makes Prohibition a secondary issue. As the result of some remarks let drop by the crew and repeated by the
ship's parrot, several hundred bottles of liquor were found on board
the S.S. Curaçao by the San Francisco port authorities. It is now
suggested, in the interests of philology, that the parrot should be
put back to hear how the crew takes it. A young man while fishing on the Wye landed a wallet containing
twenty two one pound Treasury notes. A correspondent writing from
North of the Tweed inquires what bait the fellow was using. The POSTMASTER GENERAL points out that five hundred new telephones are
to be erected in rural districts. Local residents should at least be
grateful for this little friendly warning. It is reported that M. KRASSIN told the PREMIER all about Russia. Mr.
LLOYD GEORGE was very interested, as he had often heard of the place. With the letter postage at twopence, we read, it is in many cases just
as cheap to telephone. And in some cases just as quick. "Will Wilde meet Beckett?" asks a headline. We can only say that we do
not intend to stand in their way. General VON KLUCK has been telling somebody that he lost the battle of
the Marne by a fluke. As we can't have the War over again we must let
the matter remain at that. According to an evening paper a temperance speaker fainted during a
procession in a Kentish town, and was immediately carried into a shop
and brought round by whisky. The report that on being informed of this
fact he again went off into a faint is happily without foundation. A man aged seventy six was charged last week with threatening to shoot
a West End family of six. It is said that his parents intend to plead
the baneful influence of the cinema. The fact that at least seven people have expressed their intention of
swimming the English Channel this year draws attention once more to
the lack of accommodation on our cross Channel steamers. A wheelbarrow has been presented to the parishioners of Hornchurch,
Essex. We have maintained all along that the motor car craze would
wear itself out in time. On April the 21st the Maharajah of BIKANIR shot his hundredth tiger.
All efforts to induce him to join the R.I.C. have so far failed. The case is reported of a hen which lays an egg each morning on her
master's bed and then pecks his cheek to wake him up at the proper
time for breakfast. Guess where this happens. America? Right. We understand that in view of the paper shortage the West Drayton man
who managed to get through on the telephone last week has abandoned
the idea of writing a book about it... Continue reading book >>
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