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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, October 27, 1920 By: Various |
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VOL. 159
October 27, 1920.
CHARIVARIA.
Some idea of the evils consequent on a coal strike can be obtained when
we hear there was talk of a football match in the North having to be
cancelled. Mr. Lloyd George is certainly most unlucky. As a result of the coal
strike the New World has again been postponed. We are assured that everything has been done to safeguard our food
supply. We ourselves have heard of one grocer who has sufficient fresh
eggs to last him for many months. "Large numbers of South Wales miners left by train yesterday for the
seaside," says Lloyd's News . Unfortunately they did not travel by the
Datum Line. The Opera House at Covent Garden is to be used as a cinema theatre.
Meanwhile the House of Commons remains firm. The Daily Mail Prize Hat has now been chosen, though it is not yet
definitely decided whether the wearing of it will be made compulsory. If
it is, we understand that Mr. Winston Churchill will apply for
exemption. Thieves have broken into the railway station at Blaenau Festiniog and
stolen a quantity of chocolate. Apparently with the idea of confusing
the police, they left the name of the station behind them. Twenty one persons have been injured as the result of the explosion of a
bomb in a first class carriage on the Brazil Central Railway. The
culprit, we understand, has written to the company expressing regret,
but pointing out that no seat was available in a third class carriage. A ship's cook has been fined twenty shillings for refusing to join his
ship, his excuse being that he had seen a rat as big as a cat in the
cabin. It was pointed out to him that only ship's officers are entitled
to see rats in the cabin. A company has been formed at Stockholm for storing wind power. There
should be a great demand for the insides of some puff pastry that we
know of. An American has invented an aeroplane capable of remaining in the air
for hours and hours. This is nothing to Mr. Asquith's Irish solution,
which is guaranteed to remain in the air for years and years. Brides are getting rather tired of Harris's lilies, says a writer in
The Daily Graphic . It is only natural that brides should become rather
bored if they always wear the same sort of flowers every time they're
married. Mr. E. Van Ingen, a New York merchant now in London, boasts that he has
crossed the Atlantic one hundred and sixty eight times. It may be
against the Prohibition laws, but we fancy it would be cheaper if he
kept a few bottles of the stuff in New York. A medical man advises people to use dried milk on health grounds. We
have felt for some time that what was wanted was a really good
waterproof milk. Mr. E. A. Douse has spent forty two years in a Cheshire post office. It
is only fair to say that the young lady behind the counter didn't notice
him standing there all that time. A Hertfordshire farmer, says The Daily Mail , has counted one hundred
and twenty three grains of wheat in one ear. Our contemporary has not
yet decided what can be done about it. "What is the right age for a man to marry?" asks Miss Gertie
Wentworth James. The answer is, Not yet. While addressing a meeting of miners an extremist declared that the idle
rich were the cause of all industrial troubles. It has since been
reported that several of the audience immediately proceeded home and
told themselves off in front of a mirror. We understand that the miners greatly desire that Ireland will remain
quiet for a short period, and thus refrain from distracting public
attention from their cause. "Lord Northcliffe," says The New York World , "is always in advance of
public opinion." This is a fitting rejoinder to those who tell us that
he is always behind The Times . We cull the following from a speech of Senator Harding: "As I note the
cornfields I am reminded that we still plough the land and plant and
cultivate the fields in order to grow crops... Continue reading book >>
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