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Quaint Courtships By: William Dean Howells (1837-1920) |
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Harper's Novelettes
EDITED BY WILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS AND HENRY MILLS ALDEN
1906
MARGARET DELAND AN ENCORE
NORMAN DUNCAN A ROMANCE OF WHOOPING HARBOR
MARY E. WILKINS FREEMAN HYACINTHUS
SEWELL FORD JANE'S GRAY EYES
HERMAN WHITAKER A STIFF CONDITION
MAY HARRIS IN THE INTERESTS OF CHRISTOPHER
FRANCIS WILLING WHARTON THE WRONG DOOR
WILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS BRAYBRIDGE'S OFFER
ELIA W. PEATTIE THE RUBAIYAT AND THE LINER
ANNIE HAMILTON DONNELL THE MINISTER
Introduction
To the perverse all courtships probably are quaint; but if ever human
nature may be allowed the full range of originality, it may very well be
in the exciting and very personal moments of making love. Our own
peculiar social structure, in which the sexes have so much innocent
freedom, and youth is left almost entirely to its own devices in the
arrangement of double happiness, is so favorable to the expression of
character at these supreme moments, that it is wonderful there is so
little which is idiosyncratic in our wooings. They tend rather to a
type, very simple, very normal, and most people get married for the
reason that they are in love, as if it were the most matter of course
affair of life. They find the fact of being in love so entirely
satisfying to the ideal, that they seek nothing adventitious from
circumstance to heighten their tremendous consciousness. Yet, here and there people, even American people, are so placed that
they take from the situation a color of eccentricity, if they impart
none to it, and the old, old story, which we all wish to have end well,
zigzags to a fortunate close past juts and angles of individuality which
the heroes and heroines have not willingly or wittingly thrown out. They
would have chosen to arrive smoothly and uneventfully at the goal, as by
far the greater majority do; and probably if they are aware of looking
quaint to others in their progress, they do not like it. But it is this
peculiar difference which renders them interesting and charming to the
spectator. If we all love a lover, as Emerson says, it is not because of
his selfish happiness, but because of the odd and unexpected chances
which for the time exalt him above our experience, and endear him to our
eager sympathies. In life one cannot perhaps have too little romance in
affairs of the heart, or in literature too much; and in either one may
be as quaint as one pleases in such affairs without being ridiculous. W.D.H.
AN ENCORE
BY MARGARET DELAND
According to Old Chester, to be romantic was just one shade less
reprehensible than to put on airs. Captain Alfred Price, in all his
seventy years, had never been guilty of airs, but certainly he had
something to answer for in the way of romance. However, in the days when we children used to see him pounding up the
street from the post office, reading, as he walked, a newspaper held at
arm's length in front of him, he was far enough from romance. He was
seventy years old, he weighed over two hundred pounds, his big head was
covered with a shock of grizzled red hair; his pleasures consisted in
polishing his old sextant and playing on a small mouth harmonicon. As to
his vices, it was no secret that he kept a fat black bottle in the
chimney closet in his own room; added to this, he swore strange oaths
about his grandmother's nightcap. "He used to blaspheme," his
daughter in law said, "but I said, 'Not in my presence, if you please!'
So now he just says this foolish thing about a nightcap." Mrs. Drayton
said that this reform would be one of the jewels in Mrs. Cyrus Price's
crown; and added that she prayed that some day the Captain would give up
tobacco and rum . "I am a poor, feeble creature," said Mrs. Drayton; "I
cannot do much for my fellow men in active mission work. But I give my
prayers." However, neither Mrs. Drayton's prayers nor Mrs. Cyrus's
active mission work had done more than mitigate the blasphemy; the "rum"
(which was good Monongahela whiskey) was still on hand; and as for
tobacco, except when sleeping, eating, playing on his harmonicon, or
dozing through one of Dr... Continue reading book >>
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