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The Slizzers   By: (1923-1998)

The Slizzers by Jerome Bixby

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This etext was produced Science Fiction Stories 1953. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.

The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with slizzers , so long as you didn't know....

The Slizzers

by JEROME BIXBY

[Illustration]

They're all around us. I'll call them the slizzers , because they sliz people. Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

They're all around us, living with us. We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can make themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there? People think and behave in so many cockeyed ways, anyhow. Whenever a slizzer fumbles a little in his impersonation of a human being, and comes up with a puzzling response, I suppose we just shrug and think. He could use a good psychiatrist.

So ... you might be one. Or your best friend, or your wife or husband, or that nice lady next door.

They aren't killers, or rampaging monsters; quite the contrary. They need us, something like the way we'd need maple trees if it came to the point where maple syrup was our only food. That's why we're in no comic book danger of being destroyed, any more than maple trees would be, in the circumstances I just mentioned or are, as things go. In a sense, we're rather well treated and helped along a bit ... the way we care for maple trees.

But, sometimes a man here and there will be careless, or ignorant, or greedy ... and a maple tree will be hurt....

Think about that the next time someone is real nice to you. He may be a slizzer ... and a careless one....

How long do we live?

Right. About sixty, seventy years.

You probably don't think much about that, because that's just the way things are. That's life. And what the hell, the doctors are increasing our lifespan every day with new drugs and things, aren't they?

Sure.

But perhaps we'd live to be about a thousand , if the slizzers left us alone.

Ever stop to think how little we know about why we live? ... what it is that takes our structure of bones and coldcuts and gives it the function we call "life?"

Some mysterious life substance or force the doctors haven't pinned down yet, you say and that's as good a definition as any.

Well, we're maple trees to the slizzers , and that life stuff is the sap we supply them. They do it mostly when we're feeling good feeling really terrific. It's easier to tap us that way, and there's more to be had. (Maybe that's what makes so called manic depressives ... they attract slizzers when they feel tip top; the slizzers feed; and floo o m ... depressive.)

Like I say, think about all this next time someone treats you just ginger peachy, and makes you feel all warm inside.

So see how long that feeling lasts ... and who is hanging around you at the time. Experiment. See if it doesn't happen again and again with the same people, and if you don't usually end up wondering where in hell your nice warm feeling went off to....

I found out about the slizzers when I went up to Joe Arnold's apartment last Friday night.

Joe opened the door and let me in. He flashed me his big junior exec's grin and said, "Sit, Jerry. I'll mix you a gin and. The others'll be along in awhile and we can get the action started."

I sat down in my usual chair. Joe had already fixed up the table ... green felt top, ashtrays, coasters, cards, chips. I said, "If Mel that's his name, isn't it, the new guy? if he starts calling wild games again when it comes his deal, I'll walk out... Continue reading book >>




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