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The Awful German Language

The Awful German Language by Mark Twain
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This long essay is a work of mock philology, one of several appendices to Twain’s travel novel, A Tramp Abroad. In it, Twain explains, complains about, and shows how one might improve upon various aspects of the (awful) German language. His examples of precisely how the German language is awful include the famed “separable verb” – which allows one to put the first part of a given verb at the beginning – and its second part at the end – of a given clause or sentence (which may, indeed, be very long). He also makes fun of the extreme length of certain compound nouns (which are created by tacking two – or more – words together, without using hyphens to clarify where one ends and the next begins), as well as the many noun and verb forms one must master (memorize) in order to use German cases properly.
As the essay progresses, Twain includes a few hilarious passages that are partly or mostly in (his own, awful) German. Nevertheless, the work is easily understandable even by people who don’t know any German at all.
(In the novel, A Tramp Abroad, Twain details his journey with his friend, Harris, through Germany, the Alps, and Italy, where he encounters various ridiculous situations. Here, much of the humor lies in his silly, often over-stated characterization of the circumstances as quickly grasped and easily explained by such a seasoned tourist as himself, while he also make plain throughout the profoundly strange nature of many of his experiences, and the various pitfalls he and Harris run into as they try to navigate their unfamiliar terrain.) (Introduction by Kirsten Wever)


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Reviews (Rated: 5 Stars - 2 reviews)

Reviewer: - March 5, 2021
Subject: Funny and darkly humorous
There is a very old joke about German humor. You have to wait until the end of the sentence to understand what the person speaking is talking about. If you know anything about the German language, it is so true. Very direct and funny dis-assembly of German.
Reviewer: - October 23, 2017
Subject: Hilarious, so true, and very well read.
I absolutely loved this audiobook. It made me laugh out loud. I have been learning German for several years and have moved to Germany earlier this year. I think Marc Twain nailed very well the peculiarities of this language and the problems facing anyone trying to learn it. The audiobook is a pleasure to listen to.


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