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The Club of Queer Trades

The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. Chesterton
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A collection of six wonderfully quirky detective stories, featuring the ‘mystic’ former judge Basil Grant. Each story reveals a practitioner of an entirely new profession, and member of the Club of Queer Trades.

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THE CLUB OF QUEER TRADES

by G. K. Chesterton

Chapter 1. The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown

Rabelais, or his wild illustrator Gustave Dore, must have had something to do with the designing of the things called flats in England and America. There is something entirely Gargantuan in the idea of economising space by piling houses on top of each other, front doors and all. And in the chaos and complexity of those perpendicular streets anything may dwell or happen, and it is in one of them, I believe, that the inquirer may find the offices of the Club of Queer Trades. It may be thought at the first glance that the name would attract and startle the passer by, but nothing attracts or startles in these dim immense hives. The passer by is only looking for his own melancholy destination, the Montenegro Shipping Agency or the London office of the Rutland Sentinel, and passes through the twilight passages as one passes through the twilight corridors of a dream. If the Thugs set up a Strangers' Assassination Company in one of the great buildings in Norfolk Street, and sent in a mild man in spectacles to answer inquiries, no inquiries would be made... Continue reading book >>


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Reviews (Rated: 5 Stars - 3 reviews)

Reviewer: - September 10, 2016
Subject: The club of queer trades
I love chestertons' words,so rich! Beautifully read Such a difference having only one reader... Please note!
February 12, 2016
The Reader is fantastic! The book great! Claudia
Reviewer: - June 1, 2013
Definitely a hidden gem! Enjoyable, albeit slow to start. This quick read is a must and will have you laughing at the queer trades!


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