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Evening Dress Farce By: William Dean Howells (1837-1920) |
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"WELL, THEN, I SHALL HAVE TO TRUST YOU"]
EVENING DRESS Farce BY W. D. HOWELLS ILLUSTRATED [Illustration] NEW YORK AND LONDON HARPER & BROTHERS PUBLISHERS
Black and White Series Illustrated. 32mo, Cloth, 50 cents each.
MY YEAR IN A LOG CABIN. By William Dean Howells. THE WORK OF WASHINGTON IRVING. By Charles Dudley Warner. EDWIN BOOTH. By Laurence Hutton. THE DECISION OF THE COURT. By Brander Matthews. PHILLIPS BROOKS. By the Rev. Arthur Brooks, D.D. GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS. By John White Chadwick. THE RIVALS. By François Coppée. SLAVERY AND THE SLAVE TRADE IN AFRICA. By Henry M. Stanley. THE JAPANESE BRIDE. By Naomi Tamura. GILES COREY, YEOMAN. By Mary E. Wilkins. WHITTIER. By Mrs. James T. Fields. SEEN FROM THE SADDLE. By Isa Carrington Cabell. JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL. An Address. By George William Curtis. COFFEE AND REPARTEE. By John Kendrick Bangs. THREE WEEKS IN POLITICS. By John Kendrick Bangs. A FAMILY CANOE TRIP. By Florence Watters Snedeker. A LITTLE SWISS SOJOURN. By William Dean Howells. IN THE VESTIBULE LIMITED. By Brander Matthews. THIS PICTURE AND THAT. By Brander Matthews. TRAVELS IN AMERICA 100 YEARS AGO. By Thomas Twining. THE UNEXPECTED GUESTS. A LETTER OF INTRODUCTION. THE ALBANY
DEPOT. EVENING DRESS. A LIKELY STORY. THE MOUSE TRAP. THE
GARROTERS. FIVE O'CLOCK TEA. Farces. Each complete in one volume. By
William Dean Howells. HARPER & BROTHERS, PUBLISHERS, NEW YORK AND LONDON. Copyright, 1893, by HARPER & BROTHERS. All rights reserved.
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"WELL, THEN, I SHALL HAVE TO TRUST YOU" Frontispiece "THE SLEEVES ARE A TRIFLE SHORT, MAYBE" Faces p. 42 THAT LITTLE SUPPER " 56
EVENING DRESS FARCE
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Mrs. Edward Roberts: "Now, my dear, Amy and I will get there early, so
as to make up for your coming a little late, but you must be there for
the last half, at least. I would excuse you altogether if I could, for I
know you must be dead tired, up all night, that way, on the train, but
Mrs. Miller is one of those people who never can listen to reason, and
she would take deadly offence if you missed her musicale, and wouldn't
forgive us the longest day she lived. So you see?" Mrs. Roberts
addresses herself to her husband in the library of their apartment in
Hotel Bellingham, at Boston, as she stands before the fire pulling on a
long glove and looking at him across his desk, where he has sunk into a
weary heap in his swivel chair. "You are dreadfully used up, Edward,
and I think it's cruel to make you go out; but what can I do? If it was
anybody but Mrs. Miller I wouldn't think of having you go; I'm sure I
never want to have her about, anyway. But that's just the kind of people
that you're a perfect slave to! Now, dear, I've let the two girls go
out, and you must remember that you're in the place alone with the
children; but you needn't be troubled, because nobody will come after
this hour till Willis does, and the girls will be back before that.
Willis is to come and get you on his way to the Millers', and it's all
been arranged for you, and you needn't think of a thing till Willis
comes. You'll have to dress, of course; but you needn't begin that at
once, and you can just sit here in your chair and rest." Mr. Roberts
stretches his arms wildly abroad, and, throwing back his head, permits
himself a yawn that eclipses his whole face. Mrs. Roberts lets both her
arms fall at her side in token of extreme despair. "Edward! If you
should go to sleep!" Roberts , pulling himself together, with a gigantic effort: "No, no!
You needn't be afraid, my dear. But, oh! what wouldn't I give for a
chance to!" Mrs. Roberts , who sinks into a chair and regards the unhappy man with
a look of tender compassion: "You poor thing, I've almost a mind to
let you!" Roberts , heroically: "No, it wouldn't do, Agnes. I must ow, ugh,
ow go. Ugh, ow, ugh!" He abandons himself to a succession of abysmal
yawns, in which the sequence of his ideas is altogether lost... Continue reading book >>
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