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Friends in Need Ship's Company, Part 2. By: W. W. Jacobs (1863-1943) |
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By W.W. Jacobs FRIENDS IN NEED
R. Joseph Gibbs finished his half pint in the private bar of the Red Lion
with the slowness of a man unable to see where the next was coming from,
and, placing the mug on the counter, filled his pipe from a small paper
of tobacco and shook his head slowly at his companions. "First I've 'ad since ten o'clock this morning," he said, in a hard
voice. "Cheer up," said Mr. George Brown. "It can't go on for ever," said Bob Kidd, encouragingly. "All I ask for is work," said Mr. Gibbs, impressively. "Not slavery,
mind yer, but work." "It's rather difficult to distinguish," said Mr. Brown. "'Specially for some people," added Mr. Kidd. "Go on," said Mr. Gibbs, gloomily. "Go on. Stand a man 'arf a pint, and
then go and hurt 'is feelings. Twice yesterday I wondered to myself what
it would feel like to make a hole in the water." "Lots o' chaps do do it," said Mr. Brown, musingly. "And leave their wives and families to starve," said Mr. Gibbs, icily. "Very often the wife is better off," said his friend. "It's one mouth
less for her to feed. Besides, she gen'rally gets something. When pore
old Bill went they 'ad a Friendly Lead at the 'King's Head' and got his
missis pretty nearly seventeen pounds." "And I believe we'd get more than that for your old woman," said Mr.
Kidd. "There's no kids, and she could keep 'erself easy. Not that I
want to encourage you to make away with yourself." Mr. Gibbs scowled and, tilting his mug, peered gloomily into the
interior. "Joe won't make no 'ole in the water," said Mr. Brown, wagging his head.
"If it was beer, now " Mr. Gibbs turned and, drawing himself up to five feet three, surveyed the
speaker with an offensive stare. "I don't see why he need make a 'ole in anything," said Mr. Kidd, slowly.
"It 'ud do just as well if we said he 'ad. Then we could pass the hat
round and share it." "Divide it into three halves and each 'ave one," said Mr. Brown, nodding;
"but 'ow is it to be done?" "'Ave some more beer and think it over," said Mr. Kidd, pale with
excitement. "Three pints, please." He and Mr. Brown took up their pints, and nodded at each other. Mr.
Gibbs, toying idly with the handle of his, eyed them carefully. "Mind,
I'm not promising anything," he said, slowly. "Understand, I ain't
a committing of myself by drinking this 'ere pint." "You leave it to me, Joe," said Mr. Kidd. Mr. Gibbs left it to him after a discussion in which pints played a
persuasive part; with the result that Mr. Brown, sitting in the same bar
the next evening with two or three friends, was rudely disturbed by the
cyclonic entrance of Mr. Kidd, who, dripping with water, sank on a bench
and breathed heavily. "What's up? What's the matter?" demanded several voices. "It's Joe poor Joe Gibbs," said Mr. Kidd. "I was on Smith's wharf
shifting that lighter to the next berth, and, o' course Joe must come
aboard to help. He was shoving her off with 'is foot when " He broke off and shuddered and, accepting a mug of beer, pending the
arrival of some brandy that a sympathizer had ordered, drank it slowly. "It all 'appened in a flash," he said, looking round. "By the time I 'ad
run round to his end he was just going down for the third time. I hung
over the side and grabbed at 'im, and his collar and tie came off in my
hand. Nearly went in, I did." He held out the collar and tie; and approving notice was taken of the
fact that he was soaking wet from the top of his head to the middle
button of his waistcoat. "Pore chap!" said the landlord, leaning over the bar. "He was in 'ere
only 'arf an hour ago, standing in this very bar." "Well, he's 'ad his last drop o' beer," said a carman in a chastened
voice. "That's more than anybody can say," said the landlord, sharply. "I never
heard anything against the man; he's led a good life so far as I know,
and 'ow can we tell that he won't 'ave beer?" He made Mr. Kidd a present of another small glass of brandy... Continue reading book >>
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