Fun and Nonsense By: Willard Bonte
Fun and Nonsense by Willard Bonte is a delightful collection of whimsical poems and witticism that will surely bring a smile to your face. This book is a treasure trove of lighthearted and playful pieces, guaranteed to transport readers to a world of laughter and amusement. The poetry in Fun and Nonsense is simple yet clever, showcasing Bonte's knack for wordplay and his ability to create humorous scenarios. Each poem is an enchanting journey into the realm of absurdity, where logic takes a backseat and imagination reigns supreme. One of the highlights of this collection is Bonte's mastery of rhyme and rhythm. His poems dance and flow effortlessly, making them a joy to read aloud. Whether it's a nonsensical story about a talking mouse or a humorous exploration of everyday situations, Bonte's clever use of language never fails to entertain. What sets Fun and Nonsense apart from other collections is its timeless appeal. Bonte's wit and charm transcend generations, making this book a delightful read for both children and adults. The author's ability to find joy in the absurdities of life serves as a reminder that sometimes, laughter is the best medicine. Moreover, the illustrations accompanying each poem add an extra layer of whimsy to the book. They beautifully capture the spirit of Bonte's words, enhancing the overall reading experience. The vibrant colors and playful imagery create a visual feast that further immerses readers in the world of Fun and Nonsense. The only drawback of this collection is its brevity. With only a handful of poems, readers might find themselves longing for more of Bonte's clever verses. However, what Fun and Nonsense lacks in quantity, it certainly makes up for in quality, leaving readers longing for more of Bonte's signature wit. Overall, Fun and Nonsense is a delightful read that will tickle your funny bone and leave you with a sense of childlike wonder. Bonte's whimsical poetry and clever wordplay are enough to brighten anyone's day. So, if you're in need of a dose of lightheartedness and a break from the seriousness of everyday life, Fun and Nonsense is the perfect book for you. Get lost in the world of hilarity and nonsensical charm that Willard Bonte has masterfully crafted. First Page: [Illustration: Front Cover] FUN & NONSENSE By Willard Bonte [Illustration: Frontispiece] [Illustration: By Willard Bonte] INTRODUCTION Fun and Nonsense are a pair Of merry little twins, And when they come to visit us They bring their friends, the Grins. They're coming now to visit you. This page we'll call the door. To open wide, just turn the leaf. Why, we have met before! [Illustration: Introduction] THE BARBER Said Chocolate Drop the Barber, "Why, bless my ugly soul! I'll ask that stick of peppermint To be my Barber pole." [Illustration: The Barber] THE REFUSAL "Dear, sweet Lady Cracker, My passions you know." "And I scorn them, Judge Wafer, As you're lacking in dough." [Illustration: The Refusal] A HOPELESS CASE "What is the use?" quoth the Whitewash Brush, "I'll comb my hair no more; For try as I will to make it lie, It still stays pompadour." [Illustration: A Hopeless Case] THE GREENHORN A lettuce walking out one day, Lost his head, so lost his way; A Pumpkin happened on the scene, And said it came from being green. [Illustration: The Greenhorn] OLD MR. MATCH Old Mr. Match gave his head a good scratch, And his face lighted up with a smile; "It is getting quite dark, but with my cheery spark I will lengthen the day for awhile... Continue reading book >>

Fun and Nonsense By: Willard Bonte

Fun and Nonsense by Willard Bonte is a delightful collection of whimsical poems and witticism that will surely bring a smile to your face. This book is a treasure trove of lighthearted and playful pieces, guaranteed to transport readers to a world of laughter and amusement.

The poetry in Fun and Nonsense is simple yet clever, showcasing Bonte's knack for wordplay and his ability to create humorous scenarios. Each poem is an enchanting journey into the realm of absurdity, where logic takes a backseat and imagination reigns supreme.

One of the highlights of this collection is Bonte's mastery of rhyme and rhythm. His poems dance and flow effortlessly, making them a joy to read aloud. Whether it's a nonsensical story about a talking mouse or a humorous exploration of everyday situations, Bonte's clever use of language never fails to entertain.

What sets Fun and Nonsense apart from other collections is its timeless appeal. Bonte's wit and charm transcend generations, making this book a delightful read for both children and adults. The author's ability to find joy in the absurdities of life serves as a reminder that sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.

Moreover, the illustrations accompanying each poem add an extra layer of whimsy to the book. They beautifully capture the spirit of Bonte's words, enhancing the overall reading experience. The vibrant colors and playful imagery create a visual feast that further immerses readers in the world of Fun and Nonsense.

The only drawback of this collection is its brevity. With only a handful of poems, readers might find themselves longing for more of Bonte's clever verses. However, what Fun and Nonsense lacks in quantity, it certainly makes up for in quality, leaving readers longing for more of Bonte's signature wit.

Overall, Fun and Nonsense is a delightful read that will tickle your funny bone and leave you with a sense of childlike wonder. Bonte's whimsical poetry and clever wordplay are enough to brighten anyone's day. So, if you're in need of a dose of lightheartedness and a break from the seriousness of everyday life, Fun and Nonsense is the perfect book for you. Get lost in the world of hilarity and nonsensical charm that Willard Bonte has masterfully crafted.

First Page:

[Illustration: Front Cover]

FUN & NONSENSE

By Willard Bonte

[Illustration: Frontispiece]

[Illustration: By Willard Bonte]

INTRODUCTION

Fun and Nonsense are a pair Of merry little twins, And when they come to visit us They bring their friends, the Grins.

They're coming now to visit you. This page we'll call the door. To open wide, just turn the leaf. Why, we have met before!

[Illustration: Introduction]

THE BARBER

Said Chocolate Drop the Barber, "Why, bless my ugly soul! I'll ask that stick of peppermint To be my Barber pole."

[Illustration: The Barber]

THE REFUSAL

"Dear, sweet Lady Cracker, My passions you know." "And I scorn them, Judge Wafer, As you're lacking in dough."

[Illustration: The Refusal]

A HOPELESS CASE

"What is the use?" quoth the Whitewash Brush, "I'll comb my hair no more; For try as I will to make it lie, It still stays pompadour."

[Illustration: A Hopeless Case]

THE GREENHORN

A lettuce walking out one day, Lost his head, so lost his way; A Pumpkin happened on the scene, And said it came from being green.

[Illustration: The Greenhorn]

OLD MR. MATCH

Old Mr. Match gave his head a good scratch, And his face lighted up with a smile; "It is getting quite dark, but with my cheery spark I will lengthen the day for awhile... Continue reading book >>

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