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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, 1920-09-29 By: Various |
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VOL. 159. September 29th, 1920.
CHARIVARIA. An epidemic of measles is reported in the North. It seems that in these
days of strikes people are either coming out in sympathy or in spots. The secret of industrial peace, says a sporting paper, is more
entertainment for the masses. We have often wondered what our workers do to
while away the time between strikes. "The cost of living for working class families," says Mr. C.A. MCCURDY, the
Food Controller, "will probably increase by 9s. 6d. a week at Christmas."
That is, of course, if Christmas ever comes. We understand that Dean INGE has been invited to meet the FOOD CONTROLLER,
in order to defend his title. "Nobody wants a strike," says Mr. BRACE, M.P. We can only suppose therefore
that they must be doing it for the films. An American artist who wanted to paint a storm at sea is reported to have
been lashed to a mast for four hours. We understand that he eventually
broke away and did it after all. "What is England's finance coming to?" asks a City editor in a
contemporary. We can only say it isn't coming to us. In Petrograd the fare for half an hour's cab ride is equal to two hundred
pounds in English money at the old rate of exchange. Fortunately in London
one could spend the best part of a day in a taxi cab for that amount. "Before washing a flannel suit," says a home journal, "shake it and beat it
severely with a stick." Before doing this, however, it would be just as
well to make sure that the whole of the husband has been removed. A lion tamer advertises in a contemporary for a situation. It is reported
that Mr. SMILLIE contemplates engaging him for Sir ROBERT HORNE. Whatever else happens, somebody says, the public must hang together. But
what does he think we do in a Tube? "Primroses have been gathered at Welwyn," says The Evening News . As even
this seems to have failed we think it is time to drop these attempts to
draw the POET LAUREATE. Glasgow licensees are being accused of giving short whisky measure. It is
even said that in some extreme cases they paint the whisky on the glass
with a camel hair brush. Mice, says Mrs. GREIVE, of Whins, hate the smell of mint. So do lambs. "Coal strike or no coal strike," says The Daily Mail , "the Commercial
Motor Exhibition at Olympia will not be postponed." This is the dogged
spirit that made England what it used to be. Orpheus of old, an American journal reminds us, could move stones with his
music. We have heard piano players who could move whole families; but this
was before the house shortage. The National Association of Dancing Masters has decided to forbid "the
cockroach dive" this year. Our advice to the public in view of this
decision is to go about just as if nothing serious had happened. A large party of American University students are on a visit to
Switzerland. It is satisfactory to know that the Alps are counted every
morning and all Americans searched before they leave the country. "The English house would make an ideal home," says an American journal.
Possibly, if people only had one. Three statues have been stolen in one week from Berlin streets. It is now
suggested that the London police might be taken off duty for one night in
order to give the thief a sporting chance. It is not true, says an official report, that Scottish troops are being
sent to Ireland. We are pleased to note this indication that the bagpipes
should only be used in cases of great emergency. "What does the Mexican President stand for?" asks The New York Globe .
Probably because the Presidential chair is so thorny. The Dublin County authorities have decided to release from their asylums
all but the most dangerous lunatics. We are assured that local conditions
in no way justify this discrimination. A jury of children has been empanelled in Paris to decide which of the toys
exhibited at the Concours Lupine is the most amusing... Continue reading book >>
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